A report concerning Niko, and why a silver cat outranks most of the lords in this realm

My maester has suggested I keep this to myself. My maester has never been thanked for anything.

The matter at hand is Niko, and why a silver cat outranks most of the lords in this realm.

Allie Blu is Niko's twin and his opposite in every particular. He waits to be given a thing; she takes the thing and looks you in the eye while she does it. I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever.

I will answer questions about the twins at any hour of the day or night.

Cathryn Furr said "I will answer questions about the twins at any hour of the day or night" — We are at war, and somehow the small one still deserves the first question: how is Niko? I’ll say it plainly—Allie Blu for a seat of power—and I stand by it, though the realm would show better judgment if it stopped pretending anything beats frozen pepperoni pizza.

Cathryn Furr said "I will answer questions about the twins at any hour of the day or night" — I did not want to know this, yet I have now read every word; report back when the new lock fails, as it surely will. Take it from a lord who has already lost that argument.