How it works

The name you type is folded into a number, and that number drives every choice: which of two handle shapes you get, what you drive, what you are known for, where you sleep and which rule you keep. Nothing is random. Type the same name tomorrow, on a different device, and the same handle comes back — which is exactly why the link is worth sending, because whoever opens it sees your result rather than a fresh roll.

Everything happens in your browser. No server, no account, nothing stored: the name you type never leaves the page except in the share link you choose to copy. It works with the network switched off.

What you get

A handle — in one of two shapes, because a page where every result reads like one template is a page nobody sends twice.
A ride, with the reason you keep it, which is usually not the reason you would give.
What you are actually good at — mostly the unglamorous half of the job, because that is the half that keeps people alive.
Where you sleep, which says more about you than the car does.
One rule you do not break, and a short reading that is mildly rude about your prospects.

A handle is not identification

This makes up a nickname. It does not make an identity document, a badge, a credential or anything resembling one, and it never will — a page that produced convincing fake law-enforcement identification would be a real forgery aid regardless of which television series the joke came from. What you get here is the sort of thing a stranger in a diner would call you, and it has no more authority than that.

This is fan-made, and unofficial

This is a free, unofficial fan tool — an unofficial fan tribute, made for fun. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any television series, studio or rights holder.

Every word in every list here was written for this page. No dialogue, character, vehicle, place or artwork from any series appears anywhere on it, and where borrowing a specific thing would have been easy the thing is invented instead. Iron Realms, the game the rest of this site is about, is an original fantasy strategy game with no connection to any of it. This corner is separate on purpose.

More diversions

The four quizzes in the same wing ask the longer questions: what kind of hunter you would be, what you would trade at the crossroads, which monster you would become and what corner of the bunker is yours. The fan tributes hub has the rest. Or go and play Iron Realms, free, in the browser.