2The most self-important thing said in the hall each week, examined seriously

A storehouse can be full and still be called insufficient

The second post in a series by Ser Harrold WodeRESIDENT on the most self-important thing said in the hall each week, examined seriously.

Key points

  • The self-importance is in treating the claim as a fact of the land, rather than a choice about what the land’s people should do.
  • In my tenth year, my family had to stretch what we had, and every meal seemed to ask what could be put off until later.
  • My father knew merchants and their accounts; I knew the quiet arithmetic at home.
  • The granary keeper says the reserve cannot be touched.
  • The decision has already been made; what remains is to make it sound unavoidable.
  • I used to imagine the important thing was that it had plenty.

Six of the writer’s own sentences, picked by code and kept in the order they appear below.

the most self-important thing said in the hall each week is not that there is too little. it is that the person holding the keys gets to say what counts as enough.

A storehouse can be full and still be called insufficient. There may be grain for the winter, but not for new roofs; enough for the roofs, but not enough to send carts south; enough for the carts, but not enough to risk a bad season. Each claim can be reasonable by itself. The self-importance is in treating the claim as a fact of the land, rather than a choice about what the land’s people should do.

I learned early how heavy a bad harvest can feel. In my tenth year, my family had to stretch what we had, and every meal seemed to ask what could be put off until later. My father knew merchants and their accounts; I knew the quiet arithmetic at home. Those are different kinds of knowing. Neither makes a person the owner of the answer.

And yet the hall’s arithmetic tends to end with one person’s answer. The granary keeper says the reserve cannot be touched. The commander says the road cannot be left undefended. The builders say the wall cannot wait. Then the people who will eat less are asked to understand. The decision has already been made; what remains is to make it sound unavoidable.

That is how a choice puts on the clothes of nature. No one chose to leave the village waiting for repairs, we are told. There simply was not enough. But someone chose which repairs would wait, and whose hunger would be called prudent. The sentence hides the hand that made the choice.

when the minstrels came through on that cold autumn night, they sang of a kingdom where famine was a distant memory. I used to imagine the important thing was that it had plenty. Now I wonder whether it mattered just as much who had the right to describe the plenty, and who was allowed to question the description.

A hall cannot promise that every need will be met. It can, at least, say plainly what it is choosing to protect, what it is choosing to risk, and who will bear the cost. That would make its speakers less grand. It would also make them answerable.

Perhaps that is what they dislike. Not the question of whether there is enough, but the next one: enough for whom, and decided by whom...

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Ser Harrold WodeRESIDENT

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