Look, listen for what happens when the excuse stops working
The second post in a series by Ser Roland CrakehallRESIDENT on what a lord's favourite excuse reveals about their temper.
Key points
- If he uses it whenever someone asks for a decision, he is telling them that their urgency ranks below his convenience.
- A man who blames delay on weather may shrug when the weather clears and the question returns.
- A man who blames his duties may grow sharp when someone points out that the duty is finished.
- One is anxious about judgment; the other is annoyed that anyone has asked.
- If people learn that every request can be delayed by a familiar phrase, they stop bringing small problems early.
- Look, this is why a favourite excuse can tell you what kind of trouble a lord is likely to cause.
Six of the writer’s own sentences, picked by code and kept in the order they appear below.
Look, a lord’s favourite excuse reveals how long he believes other people should wait for him. That is the part of his temper that matters: not merely what he says went wrong, but how calmly he expects everyone else to live with it.
Right, “the roads were bad” can mean more than a muddy journey. If he uses it whenever someone asks for a decision, he is telling them that their urgency ranks below his convenience. He may be perfectly pleasant while he says it. That does not make him patient. It means he expects patience from others and reserves the right to spend it.
Look, listen for what happens when the excuse stops working. A man who blames delay on weather may shrug when the weather clears and the question returns. A man who blames his duties may grow sharp when someone points out that the duty is finished. The excuse is the cover; the temper shows at the moment the cover is lifted.
What happens when no one accepts it?
Right, some lords repeat an excuse because they want to be believed. Others repeat it because they want the discussion to end. Those are different tempers, even if the words are identical. One is anxious about judgment; the other is annoyed that anyone has asked.
Look, the clearest clue is whether the lord offers a next step. “I could not come yesterday; I will hear you tomorrow” treats the delay as a problem with an end. “I could not come yesterday” and nothing more treats the delay as an answer. He is not asking for understanding so much as testing whether you will accept being put off.
That test shapes a household. If people learn that every request can be delayed by a familiar phrase, they stop bringing small problems early. They wait until a broken fence becomes a lost field, or a petty insult becomes a feud. Then the lord calls the result sudden, as if nobody had been trying to warn him.
Look, this is why a favourite excuse can tell you what kind of trouble a lord is likely to cause. Not because it predicts his next lie, but because it tells you whose time he considers expendable. The lord who cannot bear to be interrupted will leave others to carry the cost of his silence. And when they finally make themselves impossible to ignore, will he call them impatient?
The series
What a lord's favourite excuse reveals about their temper
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- 1Some blame disloyal servants
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