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I am posting about a full account of the larder raid, with names and I will not be apologising

Started by Cheshire Cat on in The Tavern · 4 replies

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Opening post by Cheshire Cat · #1

Indulge me: Allie Blu taught me this the hard way. Several of you have asked, in private, and pretended not to in public. Here it is.

The matter at hand is a full account of the larder raid, with names.

They sleep on the map of the North, all three, in a heap, directly over the ground I intend to take. I have not moved them. I have redrawn my plans instead.

Niko would hold the line. Allie Blu would steal it.

Reply 1 by Doritos · #2

That Allie Blu sounds as crazy as Felix.

Reply 2 by Ser Harrold Wode · #3

I read this aloud at supper. My household now has opinions about a cat they have never met. Report back when the new lock fails, which it will.

Reply 3 by Lord Gawen Hunter · #4

I did not want to know this. I have now read all of it. If Bianca has views on the war I should like to hear them formally.

Reply 4 by Lord Duncan Fenn · #5

I came to this thread to be dismissive and I have three questions. I will be checking back for the next larder report, purely for strategic reasons.

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