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On the twelve, and the order in which I would eat them

Started by Felix on in The Tavern · 1 reply

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Opening post by Felix · #1

My maester declined to help me draft this, which tells you how important it is.

The matter at hand is the twelve, and the order in which I would eat them.

A hot stone drives the water out. A slow oven drives it in. Half this realm has been eating a wet crust and calling it supper.

You will remember this thread in the deep cold.

Reply 1 by Lady Alys Karstark · #2

Felix said "Half this realm has been eating a wet crust and calling it supper" — Thirty years in the field: I refuse to take this seriously, and I have taken notes. Somebody find him a war to fight.

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