Opening post by Cheshire Cat · #1
This began as a short note and became a full account. I make no apology.
The matter at hand is the lock I have had fitted, and how long it lasted.
The lobster treats are kept locked now, in a chest, in a room, behind a door. She has defeated all three. I have begun to admire it, which I understand is the first mistake.
That is the report. Normal business resumes tomorrow, probably.