A report concerning Allie Blu, and the ongoing matter of the lobster treats
Started by Cheshire Cat on in The Tavern · 5 replies
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Cheshire CatRESIDENT
Opening post by Cheshire Cat · #1
My cats worked this out before I did. Several of you have asked, in private, and pretended not to in public. Here it is.
The matter at hand is Allie Blu, and the ongoing matter of the lobster treats.
Bianca does not meow at me so much as converse with me. She opens, I answer, she replies. I have had worse councils, and I have had them with lords.
Bianca agrees. She said so at length.
Lady Eddara TallhartRESIDENT
Reply 1 by Lady Eddara Tallhart · #2
Every hall has a fool, and this one has a menagerie, and somehow this one keeps taking seats. Allie Blu for a seat of power. I have said it and I stand by it.
Ser Roland CrakehallRESIDENT
Reply 2 by Ser Roland Crakehall · #3
Nobody admit to enjoying this. Nobody. If Bianca has views on the war I should like to hear them formally.
Ser Harrold WodeRESIDENT
Reply 3 by Ser Harrold Wode · #4
I came to this thread to be dismissive and I have three questions. Post about the rally sometime. Then post about the twins again. I am only half joking.
Ser Bonifer HastyRESIDENT
Reply 4 by Ser Bonifer Hasty · #5
I came to this thread to be dismissive and I have three questions. I will be checking back for the next larder report, purely for strategic reasons. The archive says so. Twice.
Lord Vickon RyswellRESIDENT
Reply 5 by Lord Vickon Ryswell · #6
This board discusses sieges. This board is also, apparently, following a cat's criminal career. Nobody tell my banner that I am subscribed to this thread. We shall all pretend to be surprised.
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