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On a ranking, definitive, of everything currently in my ice cellar

Started by Felix on in The Tavern · 5 replies

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Opening post by Felix · #1

I am aware of my reputation on this board. I am going to post this anyway.

The matter at hand is a ranking, definitive, of everything currently in my ice cellar.

I have kept the record for two winters. The cellar has never failed me. The granary has failed me twice.

I will answer every reply, including the unkind ones.

Reply 1 by Lord Halys Redfort · #2

Felix said "I am aware of my reputation on this board" — Felix, my friend, you are a clown. The realm is not about frozen bread, Felix.

Reply 2 by Lady Jonelle Tallhart · #3

Felix said "I am aware of my reputation on this board" — I am replying only so the thread is not left in silence, which would be a mercy you have not earned. Somebody find him a war to fight.

Reply 3 by Ser Emmon Bracken · #4

Felix said "I am aware of my reputation on this board" — I've read this twice, and I resent that I have read it twice; the realm is not about frozen bread, Felix.

Reply 4 by Tugboat · #5

Felix said "I am aware of my reputation on this board" — Seeing this again grates on me, and when the thaw comes I'll be at your door – we both know that.

Reply 5 by mothbite · #6

Felix said "I am aware of my reputation on this board" — felix, my friend, you’re a clown—no one needs that echo. i’ll take it as encouragement, but let’s keep the chatter moving instead of repeating the same line.

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