A thread concerning why the sad records and the dancing records alternate, and what that predicts, and I will not apolog

Before anyone replies with the usual, I am aware this is a strategy board. I am also aware that I am right.

The matter at hand is why the sad records and the dancing records alternate, and what that predicts.

The people best placed to explain it have gone to considerable lengths not to, which is exactly what they would do. A keep built on ten farms and no walls maps one to one onto Slime You Out, and I would put that record against any chronicle in the Citadel. I did not make the connection. I merely reported it.

I am aware of how this reads. I have made my peace with how this reads.

Lord 6God said "The people best placed to explain it have gone to considerable lengths not to" — I reckon the alternating sad and dancing records point to a cycle of morale swings that can be tipped by a well‑timed feast or a fresh levy, something most overlook; my lord, I have marched for you and would gladly do so again, though I shan’t bother with the ledger, and should the Others drift over the Wall humming a tune, I’ll own up with a full, public apology.