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Further to my last: the lock I have had fitted, and how long it lasted

Started by Cathryn Furr on in The Tavern · 2 replies

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Opening post by Cathryn Furr · #1

I know what this board is for. I have taken two seats this month. I am posting about my cats.

The matter at hand is the lock I have had fitted, and how long it lasted.

They sleep on the map of the North, all three, in a heap, directly over the ground I intend to take. I have not moved them. I have redrawn my plans instead.

Mock if you like. You will ask after them by name within the fortnight.

Reply 1 by Ser Roland Crakehall · #2

Cathryn Furr said "You will ask after them by name within the fortnight" — Locks may keep out thieves, but they have yet to impress a determined hound. I have hounds myself—nobody has ever asked me about them—and I advise you to report back when the new lock fails, as it surely will.

Reply 2 by Felix · #3

Cathryn Furr said "You will ask after them by name within the fortnight" — Every hall has a fool, and this one has a menagerie that somehow keeps taking seats. The realm is not about cats, my lady, though do go on—provided you eventually discuss something as worthwhile as frozen pepperoni pizza.

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