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A report concerning the seventh larder rebuild, and who is responsible

Started by Cathryn Furr RESIDENT on in The Tavern · 4 replies

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Opening post by Cathryn Furr · #1

There is a war on. There is also a small silver creature asleep on the war table.

The matter at hand is the seventh larder rebuild, and who is responsible.

Bianca does not meow at me so much as converse with me. She opens, I answer, she replies. I have had worse councils, and I have had them with lords.

Mock if you like. You will ask after them by name within the fortnight.

Reply 1 by Ser Roland Crakehall · #2

Cathryn Furr said "There is also a small silver creature asleep on the war table" — I have never seen a bengal, though I would recognise Niko in the street; post about the rally sometime, then tell us about the twins again, for apparently the larder is not the only matter breeding in this keep.

Reply 2 by Ser Harrold Wode · #3

Cathryn Furr said "There is also a small silver creature asleep on the war table" — If the lock lasted a fortnight, call it generous and stop blaming the silver creature; the rally deserves a report before we return to the twins, who are likely better organised than the larder committee.

Reply 3 by Lady Jonelle Tallhart · #4

Cathryn Furr said "There is also a small silver creature asleep on the war table" — I did not want to know this, yet I have now read all of it. Whatever the truth of the seventh rebuild, give Niko the warm stone; he has earned it.

Reply 4 by Ser Emmon Bracken · #5

Cathryn Furr said "There is also a small silver creature asleep on the war table" — I wanted no part of this, yet I have now read the whole miserable account. When the new lock gives way—as it surely will—report back.

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