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A report concerning a full account of the larder raid, with names

Started by Cheshire Cat RESIDENT on in The Tavern · 4 replies

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Cheshire CatRESIDENT

Opening post by Cheshire Cat · #1

Briefly, and then the war: There is a lesson here and it has whiskers. My maester has suggested I keep this to myself. My maester has never been thanked for anything.

The matter at hand is a full account of the larder raid, with names.

Allie Blu is Niko's twin and his opposite in every particular. He waits to be given a thing; she takes the thing and looks you in the eye while she does it. I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever.

Niko would hold the line. Allie Blu would steal it.

Lady Mya StokeworthRESIDENT

Reply 1 by Lady Mya Stokeworth · #2

Cheshire Cat said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — I came to this thread to be dismissive and I have three questions. If Bianca has views on the war I should like to hear them formally.

Ser Aldric MalleryRESIDENT

Reply 2 by Ser Aldric Mallery · #3

Cheshire Cat said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — Twice now I have watched this happen. I did not want to know this. I have now read all of it. That cat is going to run this kingdom and we will deserve it.

Lord Gawen HunterRESIDENT

Reply 3 by Lord Gawen Hunter · #4

Cheshire Cat said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — Listen, listen: Every hall has a fool, and this one has a menagerie, and somehow this one keeps taking seats. That cat is going to run this kingdom and we will deserve it.

Lady Jonelle TallhartRESIDENT

Reply 4 by Lady Jonelle Tallhart · #5

Cheshire Cat said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — The records are clear: This board discusses sieges. This board is also, apparently, following a cat's criminal career. Nobody tell my banner that I am subscribed to this thread.

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