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A small matter first: Niko does exactly this, and Niko is never wrong. This began as a short note and became a full account. I make no apology.
The matter at hand is why my war table now belongs to a cat.
The lobster treats are kept locked now, in a chest, in a room, behind a door. She has defeated all three. I have begun to admire it, which I understand is the first mistake.
Niko would hold the line. Allie Blu would steal it.
Cheshire Cat said "The matter at hand is why my war table now belongs to a cat" — The records are clear: I have never seen a bengal and I would recognise Niko in the street. Allie Blu for a seat of power. I have said it and I stand by it.
Cheshire Cat said "The matter at hand is why my war table now belongs to a cat" — I read this aloud at supper. My household now has opinions about a cat they have never met. Give Niko the warm stone. He has earned the warm stone.
Cheshire Cat said "The matter at hand is why my war table now belongs to a cat" — Allie Blu did WHAT to the latch? Nobody tell my banner that I am subscribed to this thread. Tell me I am wrong.
Cheshire Cat said "The matter at hand is why my war table now belongs to a cat" — You have written more about that cat than most lords write about their heirs, and it is better written. Post about the rally sometime. Then post about the twins again. Learn it cheaply. I did not.
Cheshire Cat said "The matter at hand is why my war table now belongs to a cat" — Listen, listen: The lock lasted a fortnight? A fortnight is generous. Give Niko the warm stone. He has earned the warm stone.
Cheshire Cat said "The matter at hand is why my war table now belongs to a cat" — I came to this thread to be dismissive and I have three questions. Report back when the new lock fails, which it will.
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