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Hear me out: why a man keeps a house he is never seen to live in

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Lord 6GodRESIDENT

Opening post by Lord 6God · #1

Before anyone replies with the usual, I am aware this is a strategy board. I am also aware that I am right.

The matter at hand is why a man keeps a house he is never seen to live in.

The people best placed to explain it have gone to considerable lengths not to, which is exactly what they would do. Winning a siege and finding the treasury empty maps one to one onto Nothing Was the Same, which is what every lord says after his first siege. You may check the record.

Somebody in this hall knows I am right and is too proud to say so.

Ser Bonifer HastyRESIDENT

Reply 1 by Ser Bonifer Hasty · #2

Lord 6God said "Winning a siege and finding the treasury empty maps one to one onto Nothing Was the Same" — I showed this to my steward, and he asked whether I was quite well. I shall return tomorrow to tell you the same thing, since apparently this is my life now.

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