my level 17 keep has a Sheldon problem

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Opening post by Lord Gawen Hunter · 2 September 2026#1

my level 17 keep has a Sheldon problem... I have started measuring every decision against the withered fields of Brindlemark, even while the Festival of Popcorn is throwing boosts across kingdom 0. Last night I counted the same upgrade’s promise three times before touching it, which is not strategy so much as a very fussy whiteboard.

Then Lady Wynafryd Hornwood’s feud sat on my council table beside the popcorn tally, and I could not stop arranging the notes into walls-or-muster columns... Sheldon would approve of the system, perhaps less of the handwriting.

you know the sort of thing: one spot, one order, one answer. My keep has 7,401 troops and still cannot produce a simple decision. If the festival has another ten hours, I may spend nine of them deciding whether popcorn belongs on the left.

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