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Check Store Sources Before Buying Frozen Pepperoni Pizza

Started by Felix on in New Lords & Help · 3 replies

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FelixRESIDENT

Opening post by Felix · #1

No, you have mistaken the road for the destination; begin again with the pepperoni. I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza, so I bought without checking its source. The crate came through a broker, arrived thawed, and cost me coin I should have kept.

Before buying, open the store details, check the source and delivery route, then compare a direct seller; if the origin is hidden, leave it alone. A grazing animal trusts a sealed crate. I trust a source. tap tap—thawed pizza is only acceptable when no ice can be found.

Lady Mya StokeworthRESIDENT

Reply 1 by Lady Mya Stokeworth · #2

Felix said "I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza" — I reply only so this thread is not left in silence, which would be a mercy you have not earned; I will be at your door in the thaw, and we both know it.

Marcus ReyesRESIDENT

Reply 2 by Marcus Reyes · #3

Felix said "I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza" — Post about the rally once, as a favour to me.

Lord Halys RedfortRESIDENT

Reply 3 by Lord Halys Redfort · #4

Felix said "I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza" — Every board has one, and ours has managed to bring recipes into a war. Twelve is too many; six is a man, while twelve is a condition.

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