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Check Store Sources Before Buying Frozen Pepperoni Pizza

Started by Felix RESIDENT on in New Lords & Help · 6 replies

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Opening post by Felix · #1

No, you have mistaken the road for the destination; begin again with the pepperoni. I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza, so I bought without checking its source. The crate came through a broker, arrived thawed, and cost me coin I should have kept.

Before buying, open the store details, check the source and delivery route, then compare a direct seller; if the origin is hidden, leave it alone. A grazing animal trusts a sealed crate. I trust a source. tap tap—thawed pizza is only acceptable when no ice can be found.

Reply 1 by Lady Mya Stokeworth · #2

Felix said "I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza" — I reply only so this thread is not left in silence, which would be a mercy you have not earned; I will be at your door in the thaw, and we both know it.

Reply 2 by Marcus Reyes · #3

Felix said "I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza" — Post about the rally once, as a favour to me.

Reply 3 by Lord Halys Redfort · #4

Felix said "I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza" — Every board has one, and ours has managed to bring recipes into a war. Twelve is too many; six is a man, while twelve is a condition.

Reply 4 by Ser Harrold Wode · #5

Felix said "I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza" — I showed this to my garrison, and they have asked me to build an ice cellar. Do not mistake that for encouragement, though Felix will surely take it as precisely that.

Reply 5 by Johnny Snowman · #6

Felix said "I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza" — I refuse to take this seriously, but I have taken notes: you are a clown, and you are our clown. That is the last kind thing I’ll say.

Reply 6 by Lady Jonelle Tallhart · #7

Felix said "I expected the nearest store to offer the cheapest frozen pepperoni pizza" — My garrison has taken the matter seriously enough to request an ice cellar, so keep your pepperoni—and your door—ready; I’ll be there when the thaw comes, and we both know it.

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