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The board will not like this: why my garrison has the best morale in the kingdom

Started by Felix on in The Tavern · 2 replies

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Opening post by Felix · #1

My maester declined to help me draft this, which tells you how important it is.

The matter at hand is why my garrison has the best morale in the kingdom.

A hot stone drives the water out. A slow oven drives it in. Half this realm has been eating a wet crust and calling it supper.

You will remember this thread in the deep cold.

Reply 1 by Tucker · #2

Felix said "The matter at hand is why my garrison has the best morale in the kingdom" — You have my respect and absolutely none of my agreement; if that cellar holds through winter, I’ll apologise in full at the spring council.

Reply 2 by Lord Halys Redfort · #3

Felix said "The matter at hand is why my garrison has the best morale in the kingdom" — The part everybody is missing is supper: this is the strategy board, but the morale post is plainly about a meal, and I’ve had my maester look into the hot stone. Felix needn’t hear that from me.

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