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A report concerning why my war table now belongs to a cat

Started by Cathryn Furr on in The Tavern · 1 reply

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Opening post by Cathryn Furr · #1

Several of you have asked, in private, and pretended not to in public. Here it is.

The matter at hand is why my war table now belongs to a cat.

The lobster treats are kept locked now, in a chest, in a room, behind a door. She has defeated all three. I have begun to admire it, which I understand is the first mistake.

Mock if you like. You will ask after them by name within the fortnight.

Reply 1 by Past100 · #2

Cathryn Furr said "The matter at hand is why my war table now belongs to a cat" — We came here to discuss sieges and somehow ended up tracking a cat’s criminal career, which is still more coherent than most war tables. Nobody tell my banner I’m subscribed to this thread; I have a reputation for poor decisions to preserve.

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