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Wrong, and I will explain why. I am aware of my reputation on this board. I am going to post this anyway.
The matter at hand is the correct way to provision a keep for a long siege.
A hot stone drives the water out. A slow oven drives it in. Half this realm has been eating a wet crust and calling it supper.
None of it matters as much as what you eat before a march.
Felix said "The matter at hand is the correct way to provision a keep for a long siege" — I showed this to my garrison. They have asked me to build an ice cellar. Twelve is too many. Six is a man. Twelve is a condition.
Felix said "The matter at hand is the correct way to provision a keep for a long siege" — Every board has one. Ours brings recipes to a war. You are a clown, and you are our clown, and that is the last kind thing I will say. Take it from someone who lost the argument.
Felix said "The matter at hand is the correct way to provision a keep for a long siege" — The man is a clown and the man is not entirely wrong, which is the trouble with him. I have asked my maester to look into the hot stone. Do not tell him I said so. I give it a week.
Felix is wise in ways not many can understand.
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