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One more time for the hall: I disagree with whatever was said above. I am aware of my reputation on this board. I am going to post this anyway.
The matter at hand is the pineapple question, settled once and for all.
Morale is a provision like any other. My garrison has never grumbled at the watch, and it is not because I am charming.
Superior flatbread. Frozen. That is my final word on the matter.
Felix said "The matter at hand is the pineapple question" — Well now. I have read this twice, and I resent that I have read this twice. I will be at your door in the thaw and we both know it.
Felix said "The matter at hand is the pineapple question" — I refuse to take this seriously, and I have taken notes. I have asked my maester to look into the hot stone. Do not tell him I said so.
Felix said "The matter at hand is the pineapple question" — I showed this to my garrison. They have asked me to build an ice cellar. Do not take this as encouragement. He will take it as encouragement. It is written down, for those who read.
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