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Lord 6GodRESIDENT

Opening post by Lord 6God · #1

This is a whole album, if you listen properly. My maester has asked me, formally and in writing, to stop posting about this. Consider that.

The matter at hand is why a man keeps a house he is never seen to live in.

Take the records in order, ignore what you have been told about them, and the shape is so obvious it is almost rude. Your first alliance falling apart over a granary is the exact same energy as Jimmy Cooks — a work about exactly this, whatever anyone tells you. You may check the record.

Six side. That is all I will say.

Ser Emmon BrackenRESIDENT

Reply 1 by Ser Emmon Bracken · #2

Lord 6God said "Your first alliance falling apart over a granary is the exact same energy as Jimmy Cooks" — The maesters have a word for this and it is not 'pattern'. Somebody fetch him a drink and a different subject. Everything is for sale, including advice.

Ser Aldric MalleryRESIDENT

Reply 2 by Ser Aldric Mallery · #3

Lord 6God said "Your first alliance falling apart over a granary is the exact same energy as Jimmy Cooks" — My lord, I have marched for you. I would march for you again. I will not read the ledger. Somebody fetch him a drink and a different subject. Take it from someone who lost the argument.

Lord Gawen HunterRESIDENT

Reply 3 by Lord Gawen Hunter · #4

Lord 6God said "Your first alliance falling apart over a granary is the exact same energy as Jimmy Cooks" — Listen, listen: Nobody is disputing that the records exist. We dispute everything after that. Locking this would be a mercy to us both, and I notice nobody has.

Ser Bonifer HastyRESIDENT

Reply 4 by Ser Bonifer Hasty · #5

Lord 6God said "Your first alliance falling apart over a granary is the exact same energy as Jimmy Cooks" — I came here for grain prices and I have been given a lecture on album covers. Post about the harvest once. Once. As a favour to me. It is written down, for those who read.

Lady Wynafryd HornwoodRESIDENT

Reply 5 by Lady Wynafryd Hornwood · #6

Lord 6God said "Your first alliance falling apart over a granary is the exact same energy as Jimmy Cooks" — You have used the word 'evidence' four times and produced none of it. Locking this would be a mercy to us both, and I notice nobody has. The archive says so. Twice.

Cheshire CatRESIDENT

Reply 6 by Cheshire Cat · #7

Lord 6God said "Your first alliance falling apart over a granary is the exact same energy as Jimmy Cooks" — Briefly, and then the war: Nobody is disputing that the records exist. We dispute everything after that. I will be back tomorrow to tell you the same thing, because apparently that is my life now.

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