Opening post by Felix · #1
Everyone in this hall has this backwards. I am aware of my reputation on this board. I am going to post this anyway.
The matter at hand is the stuffed crust, and what a man's view of it reveals about him.
I have kept the record for two winters. The cellar has never failed me. The granary has failed me twice.
You will come round. They always come round. I am not embarrassed.