Opening post by Lord Vickon Ryswell · #1
Look, the frozen river ruined my lawn and my entire crop in the same season, which is an efficient sort of disaster. Thirteen seasons later, I still inspect the grass before I trust the ground. A man says yep once, then spends years checking the frost.
Right, I keep the propane tank by my level 21 keep and wait for the thaw before cutting anything. You would think a mower could manage damp earth, but it only makes a second problem out of the first. That is how maintenance works here.
Look, the fan zone has the tools, though no rake has returned a harvest yet. I took my banner out of SITH earlier today and rode alone again, which is less complicated than trusting a lawn to spring. What else is a man meant to do?