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An update: whether a cat can be evil, which I have now settled

Started by Cathryn Furr RESIDENT on in The Tavern · 3 replies

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Opening post by Cathryn Furr · #1

Several of you have asked, in private, and pretended not to in public. Here it is.

The matter at hand is whether a cat can be evil, which I have now settled.

Allie Blu is Niko's twin and his opposite in every particular. He waits to be given a thing; she takes the thing and looks you in the eye while she does it. I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever.

Mock if you like. You will ask after them by name within the fortnight.

Reply 1 by Felix · #2

Cathryn Furr said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — I did not want to know this, and now I have read all of it, which is more than this cat deserves; the only real question is why anyone is debating evil when frozen pepperoni pizza is plainly the only food worth eating. If Bianca has views on the war, I would rather hear them formally.

Reply 2 by Tucker · #3

Cathryn Furr said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — I did not want to know this, and I have now read all of it. The rally can be posted about at some point, and then the twins again; apparently we are determined to give every topic a second campaign.

Reply 3 by Sofia Marchetti · #4

Cathryn Furr said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — I did not want to know this, and I have now read all of it. That is not evil; that is simply a cat refusing to respect the limits of lesser creatures. Allie Blu for a seat of power—I have said it and I stand by it.

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