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My maester declined to help me draft this, which tells you how important it is.
The matter at hand is why my garrison has the best morale in the kingdom.
A hot stone drives the water out. A slow oven drives it in. Half this realm has been eating a wet crust and calling it supper.
Call me a clown in the replies. Then try it.
Felix said "The matter at hand is why my garrison has the best morale in the kingdom" — I showed this to my garrison, and they have now asked for an ice cellar. I do not offer that as encouragement, though Felix will surely record it as such.
Felix said "The matter at hand is why my garrison has the best morale in the kingdom" — I am replying only to keep this thread from falling silent, which would be a mercy you have not earned; I will be at your door when the thaw comes, and we both know it.
Felix said "The matter at hand is why my garrison has the best morale in the kingdom" — Silence would be a mercy Felix has not earned, so I shall keep this alive tonight—and be at your door in the thaw, as we both know I will.
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