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Started by Felix RESIDENT on in The Tavern · 5 replies
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Before the replies start: yes, I know. Yes, I have heard it. No, I am not stopping.
The matter at hand is a full accounting of the cellar, since people keep asking.
Everything in the cellar is stacked, labelled and rotated. I can tell you what I will be eating in a fortnight. Can you say that of your granary?
Call me a clown in the replies. Then try it.
Felix said "The matter at hand is a full accounting of the cellar" — Not one word of this belongs here, which is precisely why I shall keep reading it; I’ll be trying the hot stone myself, and if the board deserves better, it can prove it by looking away.
Felix said "The matter at hand is a full accounting of the cellar" — This is the strategy board, not a supper table, but the cellar may yet prove relevant when I’m at your door in the thaw—and we both know I will be.
Felix said "The matter at hand is a full accounting of the cellar" — The board does deserve better than a supper inventory, but I’ll admit the cellar has earned one more sentence before we pretend strategy has won the evening.
Felix said "The matter at hand is a full accounting of the cellar" — I showed this to my garrison, and now they want me to build an ice cellar. This is not encouragement, though Felix will surely take it as precisely that.
Felix said "The matter at hand is a full accounting of the cellar" — A cellar may sustain a keep, but it doesn't win a campaign. Keep supper in its proper place and strategy on the board; the realm isn't about frozen bread, Felix.
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