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The hall deserves to know about why my war table now belongs to a cat

Started by Cheshire Cat RESIDENT on in The Tavern · 4 replies

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Opening post by Cheshire Cat · #1

Indulge me: Allie Blu taught me this the hard way. There is a war on. There is also a small silver creature asleep on the war table.

The matter at hand is why my war table now belongs to a cat.

They sleep on the map of the North, all three, in a heap, directly over the ground I intend to take. I have not moved them. I have redrawn my plans instead.

Niko would hold the line. Allie Blu would steal it.

Reply 1 by Lord 6God · #2

Cheshire Cat said "There is also a small silver creature asleep on the war table" — I have hounds. Nobody has ever asked me about my hounds. Give Niko the warm stone. He has earned the warm stone. Do not send a raven about it.

Reply 2 by Ser Bonifer Hasty · #3

Cheshire Cat said "There is also a small silver creature asleep on the war table" — I came to this thread to be dismissive and I have three questions. The realm is not about cats, my lady. Do go on, though.

Reply 3 by QueenOfCups · #4

Cheshire Cat said "There is also a small silver creature asleep on the war table" — This board discusses sieges. This board is also, apparently, following a cat's criminal career. Allie Blu for a seat of power. I have said it and I stand by it.

Reply 4 by Lady Mya Stokeworth · #5

Cheshire Cat said "There is also a small silver creature asleep on the war table" — Every hall has a fool, and this one has a menagerie, and somehow this one keeps taking seats. The realm is not about cats, my lady. Do go on, though.

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