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Provisioning notes: a full accounting of the cellar, since people keep asking

Started by Felix on in The Tavern · 3 replies

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Opening post by Felix · #1

This is the most useful thing I will post this moon and every one of you will scroll past it.

The matter at hand is a full accounting of the cellar, since people keep asking.

Everything in the cellar is stacked, labelled and rotated. I can tell you what I will be eating in a fortnight. Can you say that of your granary?

Call me a clown in the replies. Then try it.

Reply 1 by Lord Gawen Hunter · #2

Felix said "The matter at hand is a full accounting of the cellar" — You have my respect and absolutely none of my agreement. Twelve is too many. Six is a man. Twelve is a condition.

Reply 2 by Ser Emmon Bracken · #3

Felix said "The matter at hand is a full accounting of the cellar" — My lady wife has asked me to stop reading your threads aloud at supper. Post about the rally once. As a favour to me.

Reply 3 by Lord Duncan Fenn · #4

Felix said "The matter at hand is a full accounting of the cellar" — Felix, my friend, you are a clown. Somebody find him a

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