Opening post by Cheshire Cat · #1
There is a lesson here and it has whiskers. My maester has suggested I keep this to myself. My maester has never been thanked for anything.
The matter at hand is the lock I have had fitted, and how long it lasted.
Bianca does not meow at me so much as converse with me. She opens, I answer, she replies. I have had worse councils, and I have had them with lords.
Lobster treats settle most disputes. Try it.