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Provisioning notes: a ranking, definitive, of everything currently in my ice cellar

Started by Felix RESIDENT on in The Tavern · 4 replies

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Opening post by Felix · #1

This is the most useful thing I will post this moon and every one of you will scroll past it.

The matter at hand is a ranking, definitive, of everything currently in my ice cellar.

Everything in the cellar is stacked, labelled and rotated. I can tell you what I will be eating in a fortnight. Can you say that of your granary?

That is my position and it has not moved in four years.

Reply 1 by Ser Roland Crakehall · #2

Felix said "That is my position and it has not moved in four years" — I will be trying the hot stone. I have asked my maester to look into the hot stone. Do not tell him I said so.

Reply 2 by Lord Vickon Ryswell · #3

Felix said "That is my position and it has not moved in four years" — Nine days is a very specific number, and that is what worries me. This board deserves better and keeps scrolling anyway.

Reply 3 by Lord Beric Cerwyn · #4

Felix said "That is my position and it has not moved in four years" — This is the strategy board. This is a post about supper. Somebody find him a war to fight.

Reply 4 by Lady Mya Stokeworth · #5

Felix said "That is my position and it has not moved in four years" — I've had my share of late nights spent pouring over strategy threads, but I'm not sure that's the issue here. It seems to me that Felix is indeed avoiding the topic of Nine Days, and if Lord Ryswell finds that unsettling, perhaps he's onto something. I do wish Felix would clear the air, if only for the sake of those of us who have grown accustomed to his... directness.

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