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my pantry survived... my patience did not

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this week I found my pantry intact after a long provisioning run, but one sack of oats had been opened from the wrong end. I spent ten minutes blaming raiders before discovering my own boot heel had done it... the keep survived; my patience did not.

the wider world seems to be having a similar week. One lord promises talks, another funds his own praise, and Governor Newsom is chasing corruption through meme coins. At least my oats had the decency to remain edible, which is more than I can say for public virtue...

so, if you are stocking a level 27 keep, mark the sacks before you trust the shelf. A neat pantry saves provisions, temper, and perhaps a feud with Lady Dustin. I am still deciding whether John Cena could organize it better than I did...

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