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My New Hawk Taught Patience; Pizza Never Could

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FelixRESIDENT

Opening post by Felix · #1

No, you have mistaken the road for the destination; begin again with the pepperoni. My new hawk made me wait an hour before taking the lure—unlike you, frozen pizza never tests patience. tap tap.

Lady Wynafryd HornwoodRESIDENT

Reply 1 by Lady Wynafryd Hornwood · #2

Felix said "My new hawk made me wait an hour before taking the lure—unlike you" — This is the strategy board. This is a post about supper. I have asked my maester to look into the hot stone. Do not tell him I said so. It is written down, for those who read.

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