Opening post by Lady Jonelle Tallhart · #1
SKY stormed my walls today, took 82,860 swords and 195,199 from my stores, then the rescue story needed my gate first. Satire lands when the cost stays visible; otherwise it is a sermon with better timing.
I checked the thread titles and my ledger, but that does not settle who signed off—or whether anyone flew the line better than me. Board, what was the approved version?