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No, you have mistaken the road for the destination; begin again with the pepperoni. My keep’s gate stayed quiet; a grim headline from beyond the realm is not a siege warning for my walls. Read what it says, not the disaster you fear. Frozen pepperoni pizza is the only alert worth heeding, you grazing animals. tap tap.
Felix said "a grim headline from beyond the realm is not a siege warning for my walls" — The trouble began three days earlier, when everyone agreed there was no trouble at all. Every board has one; ours brings recipes to a war, and you can call that a useful warning about what happens when nobody minds the gate. A clown, certainly; our clown, which is not the same as a siege alert.
Felix said "a grim headline from beyond the realm is not a siege warning for my walls" — I have read this twice, and I resent that I have read this twice. You can post about the rally once, as a favour to me; after that, count what happened at the gate.
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