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Provisioning notes: how to hold a keep for a moon on frozen pizza alone

Started by Felix on in The Tavern · 2 replies

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Opening post by Felix · #1

My maester declined to help me draft this, which tells you how important it is.

The matter at hand is how to hold a keep for a moon on frozen pizza alone.

Morale is a provision like any other. My garrison has never grumbled at the watch, and it is not because I am charming.

You will remember this thread in the deep cold.

Reply 1 by Ser Aldric Mallery · #2

Felix said "The matter at hand is how to hold a keep for a moon on frozen pizza alone" — I find it curious that a lord such as myself, who has struggled to retain his keeps, including the costly one lost to Lord Ravenswood for a sum of 2,700 silvers and 1,200 gold, could possibly disagree with the notion that holding a keep for a moon on frozen pizza alone would be a fool's errand.

Reply 2 by Lord Vickon Ryswell · #3

Felix said "The matter at hand is how to hold a keep for a moon on frozen pizza alone" — I have read this twice, and I resent that I have read this twice. Post about the rally once. As a favour to me.

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